THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs
I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.– Andy Warhol (via epikhi)
It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical...– Naguib Mahfouz (via plumesbleues)
okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
how to prepare for exams: cry
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
Some birds are not meant to be caged, that’s all. Their feathers are too bright,...– Stephen King (via chapturecharlotte)